Sisterhood of the World Blogger Award & Dildos

Did I get your attention? Ha!! Made ya look…

First things first, don’t worry, I’ll get to the dildos…

My good friend, Janine, the sweetest person I know, was kind enough to award me the Sisterhood of the World Blogger Award!!! AAAHHHH!!!!

Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award

Thank You, Janine!!

You’re too kind!! Continue reading

My Love/Hate Relationship with Social Media

I HATE Facebook. I don’t mind Twitter so much, it’s only 140 characters to read, so it’s quick and painless. But Facebook just annoys me. I log in every now and then and like 50 people message me to chat…

House M.D played by Hugh Laurie

House, the lovable misanthrope everyone knows is right, but loves to hate.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would’ve messaged you first.

But I’m a self-proclaimed misanthrope. If you don’t know what that word means, think House M.D.

In fact, House M.D. is my favorite show!

One of my favorite House-isms is:

“Everybody Lies”

Mainly because it’s so true. But, I digress…

Back to the issue at hand. I hate Facebook. Although, it is useful to keep in touch with people like my sister and share photos, but it’s also a PITA. I don’t really care that you had quinoa and egg whites for breakfast (inside joke there…). Facebook is like the local hangout for all the narcissists of the world. It screams “LOOK AT ME!! LIKE ME!!!” Continue reading